pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

xkcds:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
Free Speech

xkcds:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.

Free Speech

favabean05:

ctron164:

escapedgoat:

pocketterrorist:

kevindrakewriter:

mrrobotico:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

I just can’t

This is why retail needs to pay more. Your choice America either pay your retail workers more or get busy educating your stupid people.

bruh.

I used to work at Virgin Megastore. This guy called and asked me when we close. I said “1AM”. His response: “1AM in the morning? Or at night?” “……..1AM when it’s dark out, sir” -_-

I remember when I worked at Loews before it merged with AMC, some man came up to me while I was taking tickets and asked if we carried lumber. I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t on my feet all day fucking taking tickets in a vest and button down shirt across from the box office.

I was working box office at a theater and I had a guy ask when the 4:30 Spider-Man started. I had him repeat himself three times before he realized his error and said “ended”.

Now I work at a UPS Store where I get at least three people a day ask if I can ship a fedex package.

People are fucking dumb.

Tribal Boobie doodle

Tribal Boobie doodle

Watching rollplay solum and doodling

Watching rollplay solum and doodling

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.